apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

inspired by (x)

houselannistr:

Blood of Olympus Countdown  German Heroes of Olympus covers 

Selena Gomez + One Direction

heroesolympus:

url graphics (x)
↳ sqpr

(art)

"Eternal glory! That’s what awaits the student who wins The Triwizard Tournament, but to do this, that student must survive three tasks. Three extremely dangerous tasks.”

ughjawn:

Quidditch positions: beater, chaser, keeper, and seeker.

url graphic for quiddxtch

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

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